Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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