Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
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