let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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