i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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