glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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