Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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