Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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