your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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