I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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