Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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