found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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