More tranny stories later!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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