Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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