Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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