So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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