"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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