I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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