we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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