So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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