She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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