PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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