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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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