thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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