Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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