i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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