People in love make me want to vomit
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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