Little spoons don't ask big questions
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
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