But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
