The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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