I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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