This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i permit you to call me
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize