I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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