Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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