The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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