Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dignity is for republicans.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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