people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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