okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize