You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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