You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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