Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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