yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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