my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
