To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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