My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm drive I can fine osifer
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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