Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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