is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
