i just wanna soil my oats bro
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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