3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm bleeding and have questions
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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