420 ftw
This is not my ceiling
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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