You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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