with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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