Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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