I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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