You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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