I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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